I found this on r/MallNinjaShit on Reddit. I found it funny enough to get my feet down off my desk, get out of my seat, and walk 15 feet over to Mark. Everyone needs a pair of Japanese “Samurai Scissors” don’t they?
Turns out they are available from Amazon. Only 2 reviews so far, and nothing as epic as is found on the reviews of the giant Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife (or the 5lb bag of Sugar Free Gummy Bears for that matter. If you have never spent time reading the reviews of those two products, go do so. And have a box of kleenex handy. The gummy bear review in particular will have you laughing so hard you will cry.
If you are so inclined, leave us a mock review in the comments. Make me laugh, and I will send you some swag.